女士们，早上好。 Good morning, ladies.
你好。 Hello.
你好！ Hello!
谢谢。 Thank you.
嗯。 Mmm.
宝贝。 Babe.
我需要第二个意见。 I need a second opinion.
哦好的。 Oh. Okay.
它是什么？ What is it?
嗯，这是道格拉斯冻糕。 Um, it's a Douglas fir parfait.
哦。 Oh.
— 亲爱的，现在几点了？— 请问一下。 - Darling, what time is it? - Please.
请问您可以尝试一下吗？ Please can you just try it?
唔。 Hmm.
好的。 Okay.
因此不会有涌出或滴流或液体 So no gush or trickle or fluid
或者内衣内裤有异常潮湿的情况？ or unusual amount of dampness in your underwear?
- 嗯嗯 - 粘液栓？ - Uh-uh. - Mucus plug?
你到底是谁？ Who even are you?
呃，好的。 Erm, okay.
液体？ Fluids?
你刚才不是问我这个问题吗？ Didn't you just ask me that question?
- 不，喝酒。你有没有... - 没有，什么也没有。 - No, to drink. Have you... - No, nothing.
耶稣。 Jesus.
确保你继续喝水。 Make sure you keep drinking.
好的。 Okay.
所以当你，呃...你有任何... So as and when you, erm... You have any...
是的，你会第一个知道。 Yeah, you'll be the first to know.
很高兴继续这样做。 Good to go on that.
再多一点就好了。 Just a little more.
- 五号桌。 - 是的，厨师。 - Table five. - Yes, Chef.
酱？ Sauce?
好的，已经可以投入使用了。 Right, that's ready for service.
别看上去这么害怕，厨师。 Don't look so terrified, Chef.
- 真是太棒了。 - 谢谢你，厨师。 - That's fucking majestic. - Thank you, Chef.
厨师？ Chef?
你需要什么吗？ Do you need anything?
不，我很好，我很好。 No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
别管我。回你的岗位去吧。 Leave me alone. Go back to your station.
那么现在会发生什么？ So what happens now?
我要推荐 I'm going to recommend
从化疗开始。 starting with a course of chemotherapy.
为什么不直接把它移除呢？ Why not just remove it?
抱歉，我的意思是，为什么...为什么我们不能直接行动？ Sorry, I mean, why... Why can't we just operate?
- 说实话？ - 是的。 - Honestly? - Yeah.
太大了。 It's too big.
我们要做的第一件事就是缩小它。 The first thing we have to do is shrink it.
放慢速度。 Slow it down.
一旦我们实现这一点，我们就可以行动了。 Once we achieve that, then we can operate.
然后...然后呢？ And then... And then what?
手术恢复后， Once you recover from surgery,
你需要完成 you'll need to complete
另一个疗程的化疗。 another course of chemotherapy.
我们真的不想在这里留下任何东西。 We really don't want to be leaving anything behind here.
唔。 Hmm.
鉴于这种情况再次发生， Given this is a reoccurrence,
我们需要一个积极的治疗计划。 we need an aggressive treatment plan.
好的。 Okay.
所以... So...
只是想检查一下...它会去吗... Just to check that I... It would go...
- 一个疗程的化疗... - 嗯哼。 - A course of chemotherapy... - Mmm-hmm.
...然后进行手术， ...followed by surgery,
接下来是另一个，希望是最后一个…… followed by another, hopefully final...
- 化疗过程？- 正确。 - course of chemotherapy? -Correct.
好的，太好了。 Okay, great.
那么工作又如何呢？ And what about work?
工作怎么样？ What about work?
那你觉得你有多少休息时间呢？ Well, how much time off, do you think,
现实地讲，我们应该考虑什么？ realistically, we should be considering?
你怎么认为？ What do you think?
嗯，考虑到你的职业的体力特性， Well, given the physical nature of your profession,
说实话，如果你和你的同事 honestly, if you and your colleagues
能够找到可行的解决方案， can find a workable solution,
我主张退一步。 I would advocate stepping back.
也许现在是时候养一只狗了。 Maybe it's time to finally get a dog.
我在某处读到过，宠物、狗、 I read somewhere that pets, dogs,
对孩子非常有益， are really good for children,
帮助他们应对，比如， helping them to cope with, like,
大事，生活琐事。 big, life stuff.
唔。 Hmm.
因为一旦他们经历了宠物的死亡， Because once they've gone through the death of a pet,
他们的能力 their ability
来处理所有其他可怕的事情。 to handle all the other terrible shit goes up.
所以... So...
所以你认为我们应该养一只狗 So you think we should procure a dog
以便过早地结束它的生命…… in order to end its life prematurely as a way of...
我显然不是建议我们杀狗。 I'm obviously not suggesting we kill a dog.
也许只是一个真的很老的人。 Maybe just a really old one.
什么... What...
如果我跟你说......你会怎么说？ What would you say if I said to you...
呃，我不确定…… Erm, I'm not sure...
我知道如何重新经历这一切吗？ I know how to go through all of that all over again?
- 呃... - 因为让我们... - Erm... - 'Cos let's...
这么说吧…… Let's just say...
就说一切按计划进行吧 Let's just say it goes to plan
和... and...
不管怎样，大概六到八个月...... In whatever it is, like, six to eight months...
嗯嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
...我收到了一切正常的通知，这太好了 ...I receive the all-clear and it's great
突然间， and all of a sudden,
感觉棒极了。 it feels, like, great.
- 是啊是啊。 - Yeah. - Yeah.
那太好了。同意，是的。 That'd be great. Agreed, yeah.
但如果没有的话会发生什么？ But what happens if it doesn't?
突然间你处于一个奇怪的境地 All of a sudden you're in this weird position
而不是充分利用这些... where instead of making the most out of those...
六、七、八、也许九个月， six, seven, eight, maybe nine months,
你会意识到你所做的只是秃头 you're gonna realise that all you did was go bald
然后呕吐出来。 and puke your guts up.
嗯嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
好的。是的。 Okay. Yeah.
所以你是说在那种情况下， So you're saying that in that scenario,
对于你来说那将是…… for you it would be...
呃，质量比数量更重要？ Erm, more about quality than quantity?
我说我不是特别感兴趣 I'm saying I'm not particularly interested
在治疗计划中 in a treatment plan
这无意中浪费了我们的时间。 that accidentally wastes our time.
我是说，在那种情况下， I'm saying, in that particular scenario,
我更希望我们... I'd much rather we...
我们度过了六个月令人惊叹、美妙且积极主动的时光…… We have six fucking amazing, fantastic, proactive months...
比 12 个非常非常糟糕的被动球员还要糟糕。 Than 12 really, really shitty passive ones.
我并不是说我不想接受治疗。 I'm not saying I don't want to do the treatment.
我只是说...... I'm just saying...
我希望这是正确的选择。 I want it to be the right choice.
敲门，敲门。 Knock, knock.
- 早餐。你有时间吗？ - 有。 - Breakfast. You got time? - Yeah.
金橘还是鸡蛋？ Kumquats or eggs?
嗯。 Mmm.
你告诉我。 You tell me.
那么这是经销商的选择。 Then dealer's choice it is.
- 顺便说一句，很棒的帖子。 - 哦。 - Nice threads, by the way. - Oh.
谢谢，爸爸。 Thanks, Dad.
您好，我叫 Tobias Durand。 Hello, my name is Tobias Durand.
我是 Weetabix IT 团队的一员， And I'm part of the Weetabix IT team,
履行主数据管家的职责。 fulfilling the role of Master Data Steward.
非常好。 Fabulous.
如果你能直接告诉我 If you could just go ahead and tell me
你今天早上吃了什么早餐。 what you had for breakfast this morning.
吐司上涂有蜂蜜金橘。 Honeyed kumquats on toast.
接下来是一碗Weetabix。 Followed by a bowl of Weetabix.
好吧，好吧。 Okey-dokey.
我认为我最喜欢的事情 I think the thing that I enjoy most
关于在 Weetabix 工作 about working here at Weetabix
就是家庭的感觉。 is the feeling of family.
尽管我们都是 Despite the fact that we're all of us
是一个非常大的全球品牌的一部分， part of a very large, global brand,
有。。。 there's...
仍然有一种真正的家庭感觉。 There's still a real family feeling.
好的。 Okay.
离婚。 Divorce.
病人编号 14。 Patient number 14.
他们需要把床拿回来。 They needed the bed back.
我的内裤怎么了？ What's happened to my underwear?
哦，我真的不知道。 Oh, I literally have no idea.
这，呃。。。这都是你。。。 This, erm... This was all you...
你身上拥有的一切。 All you had on you.
巧克力橙当场被宣布死亡。 The Chocolate Orange was pronounced dead at the scene.
是……呃…… Er... Erm...
顺便说一下，我是 Almut。 I'm Almut, by the way.
阿尔穆特？ Almut?
阿尔穆特. Almut.
托比亚斯。 Tobias.
非常抱歉，但我们认识吗？ So sorry, but do we know each other?
哦。 Oh.
是啊…不。呃… Yeah... No. Erm...
抱歉。我…… Sorry. I...
我……我撞到你了。 I... I ran you over.
哦。 Oh.
病人编号 17。 Patient number 17.
对不起。 Sorry.
没关系。 It's all right.
您好，欢迎来到 Red Wagon Diner。 Hello and welcome to Red Wagon Diner.
在 Red Wagon Diner， Here at Red Wagon Diner,
我们很自豪能够为客户提供 we pride ourselves on offering our customers
品尝经典的 50 年代美国餐厅 a taste of the classic '50s American diner
就在英国的路边。 here on the great British roadside.
我们所有的汉堡都是按照我们的特殊配方制作的 All our burgers are made to our special recipe
采用 100% 英国牛肉 using 100% British beef
我们最昂贵的奶昔是由 and our top dollar shakes are made
配上真正让人垂涎欲滴的奶制冰淇淋。 with real dairy ice cream to die for.
我能为您做些什么？ What can I get you?
我为维他麦工作。 I work for Weetabix.
就像早餐麦片一样？ As in the breakfast cereal?
嗯嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
嗯，公司…… Well, the company...
抱歉。该公司还拥有... Sorry. The company also own...
Weetos、Alpen、Ready Brek。但是，是的。 Weetos, Alpen, Ready Brek. But, yeah.
哇。 Wow.
你一定非常有规律。 You must be really regular.
噢，噢。 Ow, ow.
嗯，你...你自己呢？ Um, how... How about yourself?
我是一名厨师/餐馆老板。 I'm a chef/restaurant owner.
哦。 Oh.
呃，你喜欢什么菜系，呃…… Er, what kind of cuisine do you, er...
...做？ ...do?
呃，现代欧洲风味的经典阿尔卑斯菜肴。 Er, modern European takes on classic Alpine dishes.
所以，基本上是盎格鲁-巴伐利亚。 So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian.
嗯，无论如何，计划就是这样。 Well, that's the plan, anyway.
预计将在几周后开业。 Supposed to open in a few weeks.
怎么样了？ How's it going?
是... Er...
哦。 Oh.
哦，不。 Oh, no.
不，一切顺利。 No, it's going fine.
一切都会好起来。 It's gonna be great.
你应该来。 You should come.
不，说实话，我觉得这是我能做的最起码的事情。 No, honestly, I feel like that's the least I could do.
- 哦。- 还有你的妻子。 - Oh. - And your wife too.
—亲爱的？—嗯？ -Darling? - Yeah?
是的。 Yeah.
有些事 There is something
你爸爸和我…… that your daddy and I...
妈妈和我想要做的事情...... Something that mommy and me want to...
我们想和你谈谈。 We want to talk to you about.
是的。有点…… Yeah. Something a little...
事实上，有一点重要。 A little bit important, actually.
- 不过，这有点严重。- 是的。 - It's a bit serious, though. -Yeah.
是的，有点严重 Yeah, a bit serious
——而且长大了一点。——是的。 - and a bit grown-up. - Yeah.
有点严肃，有点成熟，有点重要。 A bit serious, a bit grown-up, a bit important.
是的。 Yeah.
所以妈妈没有意识到 So mommy didn't realize it
但是妈妈的…… but mommy's...
妈妈实际上感觉很不舒服。 mommy's actually been feeling quite ill.
肚子有点疼， Got a bit of a tummy ache,
有点严重的肚子痛。 kind of a pretty nasty tummy ache.
医生们基本上都说…… And the doctors have basically said...
嗨！冰淇淋圣代看上去真美味啊。 Hi, there! What a delicious looking ice cream sundae.
嗯！ Yummo!
我叫诺埃尔。你叫什么名字？ My name's Noel. What's your name?
艾拉，我三岁。 Ella, and I'm three.
非常抱歉，我们实际上正处于中间…… So sorry, we're actually in the middle...
你想看我怎么做 How would you like to see me make
整瓶都消失了？ this entire bottle disappear?
- 是的，拜托。- 诺埃尔？诺埃尔，说真的。 - Yes, please. - Noel? Noel, seriously.
- 我们现在不能这么做。 - 现在不是好时机。 - We can't do this right now. - This is not a good time.
你能帮我说出那句神奇的话语吗？ Will you help me say the magic words?
诺艾尔！ Noel!
走吧，走开。走开。 Go... Go away. Go away.
抱歉，现在还不是时候。 Sorry, it's just not the time.
所以... So...
我们刚才说到哪儿了？ Where were we?
嗯嗯！ Mmm-hmm!
茶太多了。 That's too much tea.
我可以给你做一个吗？ Can I make you one?
好的，你们两个。 All right, you two.
现在是你们俩的洗澡时间，也是睡觉时间。 It's bath time and it's bedtime for both of you.
不。 No.
我是否必须来接你？ Am I gonna have to come and get you?
—不。—你在点头吗？ -No. - Are you nodding?
- 我要来接你！- 抓住泰迪。 - I'm gonna come and get you! -Grab Teddy.
我们该怎么办？你想让我…… What are we gonna do? Do you want me to...
- 哦，我不知道我是否可以...... - 哦！ - Oh, I don't know if I can... - Oh!
- 对不起，妈妈。- 不！ - Sorry, mommy. -No!
你骗了我！ You tricked me!
我们会全力以赴。我们会…… We're going all the way. We're going...
我最喜欢她。 I like her best.
- 是啊 - 是啊 - Yep. - Yeah.
- 我最喜欢她了。 - 我知道你也喜欢她。 - And I like her best. - I know you do.
她的头发真漂亮，不是吗？ She has great hair, doesn't she?
顺便说一句，今天下午你和她相处得非常好。 You were really great with her this afternoon, by the way.
嗯，嗯... Yeah, well...
是的，我很高兴我们决定和她谈谈 Yeah, I'm... I'm glad we decided just to talk to her
而不是杀死一只狗。 instead of killing a dog.
是的。 Yeah.
所以... So...
我在想... I was thinking...
也许，呃， Maybe, erm,
我们... we...
应该做爱 Should have some sex
在我的治疗开始之前。 before my treatment begins.
现在？ Now?
嗯嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ ♪ 噢，噢噢 ♪
♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ ♪ 来吧，我向你挑战 ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ ♪ 噢，噢噢 ♪
♪ I dare you ♪ ♪ 我敢说你敢 ♪
♪ I can hear it now Like I heard it then ♪ ♪ 我现在就能听到 就像我当时听到的那样 ♪
♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪ ♪ 唱歌，哦，哦哦 ♪
♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ ♪ 来吧，我向你挑战 ♪
我的意思是， I meant to say,
我收到了西蒙发来的最奇怪的信息。 I got the weirdest message from Simon.
您认识我的老上司西蒙·马克森吗？ You know, Simon Maxson, my old boss?
嗯，他，呃…… Well, he, erm...
他想知道我是否... He wanted to know if I...
如果我有兴趣参加 Bocuse d'Or 大赛。 If I was interested in trying out for the Bocuse d'Or.
当这一切结束后， As soon as all this is over,
我们……我们会确保你 we're... We're gonna make sure that you have
机会和时间 the opportunity and the time
承担任何你想要做的事。 to take on whatever it is you want.
但我真的…… But I really...
我真的认为现在我们应该放慢脚步 I really think that right now we ought to just slow down
— 并集中精力... — 放松。 - and focus on get... - Relax.
我说不。 I said no.
只是觉得很有趣， Just thought it was interesting,
就这样。 that's all.
是的！ Yes!
快点。 Come on.
太完美了！ That was perfect!
这是一次完美的投掷。 That's a perfect throw.
感谢您加入我们 Thank you for joining us
我们正在进入跨年倒计时阶段。 in the countdown to our New Year's Eve celebrations.
你今晚要做什么？你要出去吗... What are you up to tonight? Are you going out...
- 哦！ - ......去看烟花？ - Oh! - ...to watch some fireworks?
- 和孩子们呆在一起？ - 嗯。 - Staying in with the kids? -Mmm.
有朋友来访吗？ Have you got friends coming round?
-嗯！ - 打电话告诉我们 -Mmm! - Ring in and let us know
— 你打算做什么... — 谢谢。 - what you're planning to do... -Thank you.
嗯！ Mmm!
哦，操！妈的，混蛋！ Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker!
哦！ Oh!
你知道，他们确实变得更强大了。 They're definitely getting stronger, you know.
嗯。 Mmm.
现在最短持续时间为 60 秒 Lasting a minimum now of 60 seconds
每隔五到十分钟 every five to ten minutes.
太好了。谢谢。 Great. Thank you.
很快会看到你。 See you very soon.
没关系。 That's fine.
没关系。嗯？ That's fine. Yeah?
是啊是啊。 Yeah. Yeah.
嗯，等一下。等一下。 Mmm, hang on a second. Hang on.
哦。是的，是的，稍等一下。 Ooh. Yeah, yeah, take a moment.
拍一拍，拍一拍。 Take a beat, take a beat.
好的。 Okay.
准备好？ Ready?
好的。 Okay.
开始了。 Here we go.
对不起。 Sorry.
妈的，我很抱歉。 Shit. I'm sorry.
我走路没问题。说实话。说实话。 I'm fine to walk. Honestly. Honestly.
- 操，我很抱歉。- 说实话 - Fuck. I'm so sorry. - Honestly.
他妈的混蛋！ Fucking fuckface!
噢，这太荒唐了！ Oh, this is ridiculous!
非常抱歉，抱歉。 Very sorry. Sorry.
噢，操！ Oh, fuck!
对不起。好的，好的。你还好吗？ I'm sorry. Okay, okay. You okay?
是的。 Yeah.
就这样。干得好。你干得很棒。 That's it. Well done. You're doing a great job.
是的，你是。 Yes, you are.
好的。 Okay.
嗯，好消息是，爸爸妈妈， Well, good news is, mom and Dad,
宝宝的心率一切正常。 the baby's heart rate is all good.
妈妈，你的血压和脉搏也是一样。 mom, same goes for your BP and pulse.
妈妈，恐怕这是个坏消息， Bad news, I'm afraid, mom,
你仍然只有两厘米， is that you're still only two centimetres,
如果那样的话。 if that.
所以，很抱歉，但你将不得不 So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have
再回家等待。 to go back home again and wait.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
您想见我吗，厨师？ You wanted to see me, Chef?
是的，我做到了。拜托。 I did, yeah. Please.
呃，实际上，你会... Er, actually, would you...
您介意关上门吗？ Would you mind closing the door?
- 哦，是的，当然。- 等等，抱歉。不，不。抱歉。 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry.
- 我的错。 - 哦。 - My fault. - Oh.
厨师，这是关于扇贝的事情吗？ Chef, is this about the thing with the scallops?
啥？不，不。 What? No, no.
-哦 -不 - Oh. - No.
告诉我一些事情，厨师。 Tell me something, Chef.
什么...您对...了解多少？ What... What do you know about the...
您需要房间吗？ Do you need the room?
'磨损这个。 'Fraid so.
您对博古斯世界烹饪大赛了解多少？ What do you know about the Bocuse d'Or?
呃，我的意思是，这就像...... Erm, I mean, it's like the...
烹饪奥运会。 The culinary Olympics.
没有比这更高的荣誉了。 There is no higher accolade.
抱歉，大厨。我们的芹菜根快用完了。 Sorry, Chef. We are running low on celeriac.
这是我们俩之间的秘密，厨师， Strictly between us, Chef,
我的意思是，不要对别人说一句话， and I mean that, not a word to another soul,
我，呃…… I, erm...
有人问我今年是否愿意参加比赛 I've been asked if I would like to compete this year
代表英国，我…… to represent the UK, and I...
我希望你能当我的专员。 I'd like you to be my commis.
- 什么？ - 但是听着。 - What? - But listen.
我的天，厨师！ Holy shit, Chef!
我们要通过两场预赛。 We have two heats to get through.
你确实需要考虑一下…… And you seriously really need to consider...
- 厨师，我来了！ - 时间到了。时间到了，厨师。 - Chef, I'm in! - Time. Time, Chef.
你确实需要考虑一下时间。 You really need to think about time.
厨师，这确实是最简单的…… Chef, it's literally the easiest...
如果我们到达欧洲的炎热地区， If we make it to the European heat,
也就是说，每周至少要训练三到四天。 that is three to four days a week minimum, training wise.
进入决赛，那就是一周五天。 Make it to the final, that is five days a week.
- 五天，全职。 - 厨师，我参加。 - Five days, full time. - Chef, I'm in.
- 绝不会松懈。- 我全力以赴。 - And there'll be no let-up. - I'm in. 100%.
我们离开这里吧。 Let's get out of here.
嗯嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
是的，我可能得在这里帮你湿剃。 Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to wet-shave you back here.
它看上去有点毛茸茸的。 It's looking a little furry.
真的吗？ Really?
- 哦 - 太棒了。 - Oh. - Lovely.
是的，这就是票。 Yeah, that's the ticket.
我很嫉妒。你意识到了吗？ I'm jealous. You realize that?
Jay Rayner 刚刚发表了一篇好评。 Jay Rayner just published a rave.
好的。 Okay.
- 好的。- 继续。 - Okay. - Go on.
- 你会没事的。- 好的，谢谢。再见。 - You'll be fine. - All right, thanks. Bye.
你好。今晚过得怎么样？ Hi. How are you doing this evening?
您有在我们这里预订吗？ Do you have a reservation with us?
呃，是的。托比……托拜厄斯·杜兰德。我不... Er, yeah. Tobi... Tobias Durand. I don't...
噢，天哪。Weetabix 先生。 Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix.
这太棒了。 This is so great.
手臂怎么样了？可怜的小家伙。 How's the arm? Poor thing.
哦。 Oh.
- 是啊 - 好吧，听着。 - Yeah. - Well, listen.
我们非常高兴您今晚能与我们在一起。 We're so excited to have you with us this evening.
我们会确保你度过一生中最美好的时光。 We're gonna make sure you have the time of your life.
我把你们安排在了一张两人桌，对吗？ I have you down as a table for two, correct?
呃，不。 Erm, no.
对不起，这是我的错。 Sorry, that's my fault.
到最后就只剩下我了。 Just me in the end.
噢，别道歉。 Oh, don't apologize.
- 跟我来。 - 好的。 - Follow me. - Okay.
我会让厨师知道你来了。 I'll let Chef know you're here.
一些小东西可以帮助您入门。 A little something to get you started.
哦。 Oh.
白香肠开胃小菜。 Weisswurst amuse-bouche.
又名巴伐利亚白香肠，带有现代风味。 AKA Bavarian white sausage with a modern twist.
最重要的是，我们为您准备了柠檬芥末凝胶。尽情享用吧。 On top, we have for you a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy.
谢谢。谢谢。 Thank you. Thank you.
- 你好。 - 你好。 - Hi. - Hi.
我的小香肠能打 10 分吗？ Marks out of 10 for my tiny sausage?
是 10。 It's 10.
很遗憾您的妻子不能来。 I'm sorry to hear your wife couldn't make it.
一切都还好吗？ Is everything all right?
呃，我们实际上不是，呃...... Erm, we're actually not, erm...
嗯，我的意思是...... Well, I mean...
从技术上来说，我们仍然如此，但从法律上来说...... Technically speaking, we still are but legally speaking...
我们也是…… we're also...
离婚了。 Divorced.
嗯。 Mmm.
你的后颈如此光滑。 The back of your neck is so smooth.
我爸爸帮我剃了胡子。 My dad shaved it for me.
哦，他是理发师吗？ Oh, is he some kind of barber?
— 建筑师 — 嗯 - Architect. - Mmm.
哦，顺便问一下，脖子怎么样了？ Oh, how is the neck, by the way?
是的，呃，快...快到那里。 Yeah, it's, erm, get... Getting there.
我想我从来没有享受过这样的乐趣 I don't think I've ever had the pleasure
和病人一起睡觉。 of sleeping with an invalid before.
呃…… Erm...
什么？ What?
我想我是有点，呃，生疏了。 I suppose I'm a bit, erm, out of practice.
我也刚刚突然意识到我…… I'm also just suddenly aware I...
我没有……我身上没有任何预防措施。 I don't... I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me.
期望值太低了。 Such low expectations.
顺便说一句，呃…… Also, by the way, erm...
我的员工迫切想知道您是否获得了免费的Weetabix。 My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix.
出色地... Well...
我可以向你确认 I can confirm to you
有时， that on occasion,
我确实有权限 I do have access
与 Weetabix 互补，是的。 to complementary Weetabix, yeah.
- 早晨。 - 哦，是... - Morning. - Oh, er...
艾德里安娜·杜瓦尔。 Adrienne Duvall.
我们以前曾一起工作过。 We worked together back in the day.
哦。 Oh.
这让我意识到，嗯…… And it made me realise, well...
竞争这么激烈？ Quite so competitive?
我可能该走了。 I probably ought to get going.
为什么？ Why?
谁说的？ Who says?
我不知道。 I don't know.
呃，你说得对。我不知道我为什么这么说。 Er, you're right. I don't know why I said that.
我的意思是，除非你有事要做，否则...... I mean, unless you have shit to do, then...
我什么都没有。 I have nothing.
但如果你... But if you...
我的意思是，然后就有事要做，你知道...... I mean, have shit to do, then, you know...
我什么都没有。 I have nothing.
谢谢。 Thank you.
你好你最近怎么样？ Hello. How are you doing?
—很好，谢谢。—嗨。 -Good, thank you. -Hi.
好的，品尝时间到了。 Right, tasting time.
你喜欢吃奶酪吗？ Are you a cheese person?
嗯。 Mmm.
你喜欢橄榄酱吗？ Do you like tapenade?
好的，我会的......谢谢。 Okay, I'll... Thank you.
- 我可以拿到这些吗？ -当然可以。 - Can I get these, please? -Of course.
- 你要喝咖啡吗？ - 当然要。 - And do you want a coffee? - Sure, yeah.
事实上，事实并非如此。 Actually, that's not true.
其中很多显然是不快乐的。 A lot of it was decidedly unhappy.
我们也许开始考虑孩子了。 We were starting to maybe think about children.
然后她得到了一个职位 Then she got a position
在瑞典，这是…… in Sweden, which was...
对她来说太好了。 Great for her.
所以我们讨论了这个问题然后尝试了一下， So then we discussed it and then we tried it,
我在这边，她在那边， me here, her there,
我们俩都来回走动。 both of us going back and forth depending.
最后她说，哦， And then eventually, she just said, oh,
她不想再这样做了。 she didn't want to do that any more.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
艾德丽安真的想要我们 Adrienne really wanted us
开始考虑家人。 to start thinking about family.
你...你想要什么？ What did... What did you want?
呃，我…… Erm, I...
我想，有一个世界... I guess there's a world where...
我不太喜欢孩子。 Kids aren't really my thing.
快点。 Come on.
我会让你 I'm gonna make you
你一生中吃过的最美味的鸡蛋。 the tastiest eggs of your life.
正确的。 Right.
您知道打鸡蛋的最佳方法吗？ Do you know the best way to crack an egg?
始终处于平坦的表面上。 Always on a flat surface.
这两个碗背后隐藏着什么思考？ What's the thinking behind the two bowls?
从实际角度来说， Practically speaking,
捞出破壳要容易得多 it's much easier to fish out a broken shell
从一个鸡蛋 from the one egg
而不是从八个鸡蛋里捞出来。 rather than fishing it out from eight eggs.
嗯。 Mmm.
鸡蛋的用途是无穷无尽的。 The versatility of the egg knows no bounds.
哦。 Oh.
你对我说了些什么，呃…… You said something to me, erm...
几周前。 Couple weeks ago.
你说过...你说你不太喜欢孩子。 You said... You said kids aren't really your thing.
没关系。我是说，不。 That's fine. I mean, no.
当然，当然是。只是，呃…… Of course, it... Of course it is. Just, erm...
说实话，孩子们可能有点这样，也许，或者... Truthfully, kids kind of might be, maybe, or...
都是我的东西。 Are my thing.
而且，呃... And, erm...
无论如何，至少我认为他们可能是这样的。 At least I think they might be, anyway.
而我......我恨...... And I... I hate...
甚至不想这样做，呃…… Hate to even have to, erm...
这只是不同......这只是不同，不是吗？ It's just diff... It's just different, isn't it?
你知道，遇见一个与我们同龄的人。 You know, meeting someone at our age.
无论我们喜欢与否， Whether we like it or not,
时钟在滴答作响。 the clock is ticking.
我很抱歉，但到底是怎么回事 I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck
你现在还在谈论这个吗？ are you even talking about right now?
出色地... Well...
我觉得 It would seem to me preferable
现在进行一次略显尴尬的谈话 to have a moderately-awkward conversation right now
而不是完全破坏性的 rather than a completely destructive one
五到十年内。 in five to ten years' time.
首先，我三十四岁，不是他妈的五十五岁， Firstly, I'm thirty-four, not fifty-fucking-five,
那么，我们何不放松点…… so how about we ease the fuck up on...
关于整个生物钟废话的事情？ On the whole biological clock bullshit thing?
其次， And secondly,
我不知道，我当时的反应是“滚开”。 I don't know, I'm, like, "Back the fuck off."
然后冷静下来。 And calm the fuck down.
啥…啥…急什么？ What... What... What's the rush?
因为我很担心 Because I'm worried
这是非常明显和真实的可能性 that's there's a very distinct and real possibility
我快要爱上你了。 that I am about to fall in love with you.
对不起，我不是某人 I'm sorry, I'm just not someone
谁有兴趣做出这样的承诺。 who's interested in making that kind of a promise.
事实上，我内心深处有这样的想法， And in fact, there's this little bit of me that thinks,
甚至问了一句“去你妈的”。 "Fuck you" for even asking.
你好。 Hi.
工作怎么样？ How was work?
是... Er...
是的。 Yeah.
- 就寝时间怎么样？ - 嗯，还不错。 - How was bedtime? - Yeah. It was fine.
我们读了《朱利安是美人鱼》。 We read Julian Is A Mermaid.
很多。 A lot.
所以... So...
你知道，你被诊断的那一天， You know, the day of your diagnosis,
你对我说了些什么。 you said something to me.
你说你宁愿 You said that you would rather have
六个月比十二个月更精彩…… six fucking fantastic months than 12...
比 12 个真正糟糕、被动的人还要多。 Than 12 really shitty, passive ones.
是的，被动的。 Yeah, passive ones.
那时我感到很愧疚， At that time, I was guilty of having
没有连贯或有凝聚力的回应 no coherent or cohesive response
但您说的话却让我难忘。 but what you said has really, really stayed with me.
我现在确实有回应了 And I now do have a response
我想与你们分享。 that I would like to share with you.
好的。 Okay.
呃…… Erm...
对不起。 I'm sorry.
“虽然... "Although...
“尽管在过去， "Although in the past,
- “你有……” - 嗯。 - "you have..." - Mmm.
呃…… Erm...
- 怎么了... - 没关系。 - What the... - It's all right.
慢慢来。 Take your time.
- 我很紧张。 - 没关系 - I'm nervous. - It's okay.
呃…… Erm...
“虽然... "Although...
“虽然在过去，你有，呃……” "Although in the past, you have, erm..."
- 对不起。对不起。- 没关系。我可以…… - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's all right. Shall I...
对不起。 I'm sorry.
这里。 Here.
管他呢。咱们做吧。 Fuck it. Let's do it.
好，我们开始吧。 Yeah, let's do it.
- 太多了？ - 是的。 - That too much? - Yes.
为了异性恋的利益而付出一分钱，为了异性恋的利益而付出一分钱。 In for a heteronormative penny, in for a pound.
♪ Balanced on desire ♪ ♪ 欲望平衡 ♪
♪ I cannot control ♪ ♪ 我无法控制 ♪
♪ These ever-changing ways ♪ ♪ 这些不断变化的方式 ♪
♪ So how can I be sure ♪ ♪ 所以我怎么能确定 ♪
♪ The feeling will remain? ♪ ♪ 这份感觉还会保留吗？♪
♪ It'll always change ♪ ♪ 它总是会改变 ♪
♪ But everything I am ♪ ♪ 但我的一切 ♪
♪ Is yours ♪ ♪ 是你的 ♪
♪ Everything I am... ♪ ♪ 我的一切…… ♪
比萨。 Pizza.
呃，有人除了订披萨之外还订了一个男人吗？ Er, did anyone order a man as well as a pizza?
我会带他去。 I'll take him.
你是... I, er...
- 维他麦？ - 你好。 - Weetabix? - Hi.
- 哦。 - 嗨。 - Oh. - Hi.
-嗨。 -嗯。 - Hi. - Well.
欢迎参加我的迎婴聚会。 Welcome to my baby shower.
♪ Find it hard to say ♪ ♪ 很难说 ♪
♪ What's going on inside... ♪ ♪ 里面发生了什么…… ♪
抱歉，呃…… Apologies for the, erm...
打扰了？ Interruption?
我上周见过你…… I saw you the o... The o... Last week,
我正路过那家餐馆。 I was passing by the restaurant.
呃…… Erm...
这让我意识到，嗯... And it made me realize, well...
...两件事。 ...two things.
首先，我仍然对你很生气 First of which, I was still quite angry with you
因为尽管我可能有些不敏感， because although I might have been somewhat insensitive,
你对我很粗鲁，是的，这让我很受伤。 you were rude to me, which, yeah, a lot, hurt.
第二件事， And the second thing,
我犯了专注于错误的事情的罪， I was guilty of focusing on the wrong,
呃…… erm...
...事物，方面。 ...thing, aspect.
向前看而不是向右看…… Looking ahead instead of right...
在我面前，在你面前。 In front of me, at you.
我知道他会这么做。 I knew he was gonna do that.
那么你要抓住妈妈的头发吗？ So are you gonna catch mommy's hair?
太棒了，是的。打开你的小盒子。 Perfect, yeah. Open your little box.
是的。 Yeah.
噢，感觉不错。 Aw, that felt like a good one.
- 哦，是的。干净漂亮。- 听起来…… - Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. - That sounded like...
- 太完美了！ - 很棒而且…… - That's perfect! - It's nice and...
就是这样。 That's it.
妈妈，您想留多少头发？ How much hair do you wanna keep, mommy?
是啊，是啊，我懂你了。 Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
- 我们现在变得粗壮了。 - 好，就这么做。 - We're getting chunky now. - Yeah, just do it.
- 我们变得越来越胖了。 - 哦，太棒了。 - We're getting chunky. - Oh, amazing.
拍拍它，埃尔斯。 Pat it down, Ells.
好女孩。 Good girl.
帮我把它拿在那里，亲爱的。谢谢你。 Hold that up there for me, darling. Thank you.
- 干得好，姑娘。 - 哦。 - Well done, girly. - Oh.
- 噢，太棒了。- 真不错。 - Oh, lovely. -Really nice.
- 真的很棒？ - 真的很棒。 - Really nice? - Really nice.
哇哦，好的。 Whoa, okay.
哇。哇。嗯。 Wow. Wow. Mmm.
哦哦。 Ooh, ooh.
- 哦。 - 哦。 - Aw. -Aw.
你看上去很漂亮。 You look beautiful.
她看上去不是很漂亮吗？ Doesn't she look so beautiful?
对不起。 Sorry.
嗯？开心嗎？ Yes? Happy?
是的。 Yes.
可容纳 200 至 600 名宾客， Anywhere from 200 to 600 seated guests,
可以进入超过四英亩的私人花园。 access to over four acres of private gardens.
哇。 Wow.
还有自己的安全停车区。 Along with its own secure car-parking area.
- 大理石地板。- 哇。 - Marble flooring. -Wow.
罗马贵族。 Roman nobles.
约120位嘉宾， Around about 120 guests,
可容纳约 140 人参加晚间招待会。 expanding to around about 140 for your evening reception.
大厅已获得音乐和娱乐表演的许可。 And the great hall is licensed for music and entertainment.
听见了吗，埃尔斯？ Hear that, Ells?
-哦 -跳舞。 -Ooh. - Dancing.
我们的温室已获许可 Our conservatory is licensed for
最多可容纳 160 位嘉宾... up to and including 160 guests...
...坐下来吃晚餐。 ...for a seated dinner.
或者 200... Or 200...
摸摸他的屁股。 Touch his bum.
...站立式自助餐。 ...for a standing buffet.
仙女灯，可选附件。 Fairy lights, optional extra.
你看到天花板了吗？ Have you seen the ceiling?
不过我应该补充一点，无人机的使用 Though I should add that the use of drones
是严格禁止的。 is strictly prohibited.
这一步需要 20 分钟， This one's going to take 20 minutes,
或多或少，然后我们就会清理系统 give or take, then we'll flush out the system
然后开始第二件事。 and get you started on number two.
好的，谢谢。 Okay, thank you.
好的。如果您有任何需要，请与我们联系。 Right. Give us a shout if you need anything.
会做。 Will do.
厨师们，我们都还好吗？ Chefs, how are we all doing?
很抱歉让您久等了。 Sorry to keep you waiting.
技术上的废话。 Technical bullshit.
各位，抱歉耽误了。 Apologies, everyone, for the delay.
好消息是，观众已经做好准备并热切期待。 Good news is, audience is in, ready and raring.
所以，呃，我只是稍微提醒一下。 So, er, just a little heads-up from me.
嗯，我先来简单介绍一下， Erm, I'll kick things off, a little intro,
关于我， little bit about me,
简单介绍一下我作为 Bocuse d'Or 英国主教练的职责。 little bit about my role as Bocuse d'Or UK head coach.
规则概述、今天的争夺内容、 Overview of the rules, what's up for grabs today,
进入欧洲半决赛， place at the European semi-finals,
等等等等。 so on and so forth.
普遍的狂乱鞭笞。 General frenzy-whipping.
很刺激，很好。 Excitement. Good.
有疑问吗？很好。 Any questions? Excellent.
好的，厨师们，继续。 All right, Chefs. Onwards.
- 你好。-嗨！你好。 - Hello, you. -Hi! Hello.
- 很高兴见到你。 - 是啊。 - Good to see ya. - Yeah.
- 恭喜你获得明星地位。 - 你也一样。 - Congrats on the star. - Same to you.
是的，我认为 Yeah, well, I think
到现在为止我已经有点老了。 I'm a little old hat at this point.
不。 No.
这是 Jade Khadime，我的专员。 This is Jade Khadime, my commis.
- 而且是真货。- 你好，杰德。 - And the real deal. - Hello, Jade.
好吧，祝你好运。 Well, best of luck out there.
顺便说一句，头发很棒。 Excellent hair, by the way.
- 噢，谢谢你。 - 是的 - Oh, thank you. - Yes.
呃，我去趟厕所。 Er, just gonna pop to the loo.
噢，操！ Oh, fuck!
厨师！ Chef!
厨师，一切已经为我们准备好了。 Chef, they're ready for us.
说实话，还好。说实话，我很好。 It's fine, honestly. Honestly, I'm fine.
我…我…我来了。 I'm... I'm... I'm coming.
大厨您在用吗？ Chef, are you using?
什么？ What?
厨师的信任圈，厨师。 Chefs' circle of trust, Chef.
不。 No.
不，我患有三期卵巢癌。 No, I have stage three ovarian cancer.
你想结束整个比赛吗？ Do you want to call time on the whole competing thing?
不，我不。 No, I do not.
谢谢。 Thank you.
我们开始做吧。 Let's do it.
没关系。是吗？ That's okay. Is that right?
—是的，很好。—太棒了。 -Yeah, it's fine. -That's brilliant.
好的。 All right.
祝大家好运。 Best of luck out there, everyone.
♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪ ♪ 亲爱的，握住我的手 ♪
♪ Oh, won't you Hold my hand? ♪ ♪ 噢，你不愿握住我的手吗？♪
你好。 Hi.
为你的想法付一分钱。 Penny for your thoughts.
嗨，嗨。-那么。 Hi. Hi. - So.
我想我喜欢这个 I think I like this one
但我想无论怎样我都相当容易。 but I suspect I'm pretty easy either way.
我可以睡在上面吗？ Could I sleep on it?
是的。 Yeah.
是的，绝对如此。 Yeah, absolutely.
什么？ What?
这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
疲劳的。 Tired.
好的。 Okay.
好的。嗯，嗯嗯。 Okay. Huh, mmm-hmm.
哦，别忘了你的，呃…… Oh, don't forget your, erm...
防水的。 Waterproof.
- 你好。 -是我们！ - Hello. -It's us!
你好！ Hi!
好的，我会给你打电话的。 Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up.
他们来了。 They're here.
好的。 All right.
- 妈妈！ - 你好！ - Mama! - Hello!
我喜欢那件裙子。谢谢。 I love that dress. Thank you.
事实上，有点匹配。 Kind of matches, actually.
抱歉，我没有给你带任何东西。 Sorry I haven't brought you anything.
没关系，你给我生了一个孩子。 It's okay. You brought me a baby.
我给你生了一个孩子。本，你好吗？ I brought you a baby. Ben, how are you?
噢，对不起，宝贝们。 Oh, sorry, babies.
宝宝需要关注。嗨，嗨。 Babies want attention. Hi, hi.
-难以置信。-嗨，亲爱的。进来吧。 -Unbelievable. - Hi, loves. Come on in.
- 哇！ - 谢谢。哇！ - Wow! - Thank you. Wow!
- 这还要追溯到很久以前。 - 我知道，我去洗澡了。 - It goes back so far. - I know, and I have a bath.
- 还有一张双人床。 - 啊，嗨。 - And a double bed. - Ah, hi.
继续。 Go on.
你从来没来过这里。真的，这么成熟。 You've never been here. Really, so grown-up.
你有吗？我刚刚才意识到。 Have you? I've just realized.
- 太酷了。- 不，我还没有。没有。 - It's so cool. -No, I haven't. No.
天哪。看看这个小…… My goodness. Look at the little...
嗨！抱歉，我不是故意的，呃…… Hi! Sorry, didn't mean to, er...
- 嗨，我很抱歉。- 嗨。 - Hi, I'm so sorry. -Hi.
- 你好。 - 很高兴见到你。 - Hello. - Good to see you.
- 我是 Almut 的妹妹 Leah。 - 我是 Reginald。 - I'm Almut's sister, Leah. - I'm Reginald.
- 是的，那是我爸爸。- 很高兴见到你。 - That's my dad, yeah. -Lovely to meet you.
雷金纳德，很高兴见到你。 Reginald, it's a pleasure to meet you.
闻起来很香。谢谢。 It smells amazing. Thank you.
- 我也一样。- 嗨，我是 Almut 的兄弟， - Likewise. -Hi, I'm Almut's brother,
- 卢卡斯 - 欢迎，欢迎。 - Lucas. - Welcome, welcome.
谢谢你，谢谢。 Thank you, thank you.
嗯，这不是我的家，但无论如何我还是欢迎大家。 Well, it's not my home, but I'm welcoming everyone anyway.
嘿，我是另一个兄弟本。 Hey, I'm the other brother, Ben.
-嗨。嗨。-很高兴见到你。 - Hi. Hi. - Nice to meet you.
你也是。 You too.
- 谢谢你。 - 哦，荣幸之至。 - Thanks for this. - Oh, pleasure.
比阿说我们必须去盐湖城。 Bea said we had to go to Salt Lake.
她说：“你一定会喜欢的。” She said, "You'll love it," she says.
所以...我们到了那里，正是冬天。 And so... And so we're there and it's winter.
下雪了。 It's... It's snowing.
它很漂亮，而且， It's beautiful and, erm,
我们决定去参观圣幕。 we decide to visit the Tabernacle.
- 我不知道你是否知道。 - 哦，是的。 - I don't know if you know it. - Oh, yeah.
这是，呃… It's, erm...
嗯，我甚至不知道有多晚 Well, I don't even know how late
呃，我们看着太阳落山。 and, er, we've watched the sun go down.
这是最... And it's been the most...
你知道， You know,
这是我们一生中最美好的一天。 the most wonderful day of our entire fucking lives.
我转身对她说……我说…… And I turned to her and I said... I say...
“Bea，我不知道你是怎么想的， "Bea, don't know about you,
“但我认为这就是 "but I think this is how
“我愿意在这里度过我的余生。” "I'd like to spend the rest of my life."
没有戒指，什么都没有，只是…… No ring, nothing, just...
- 是这么说的。 - 她说了什么？ - Said it. - And what did she say?
“别这么伤感啊。” "Don't be so fucking sentimental."
“我不需要满屋子的人和一张纸 "I don't need a roomful of people and a piece of paper
“我知道我想和你共度余生。” "to know I want to spend the rest of my life with you,"
- 她说。- 是啊。 - she said. - Yeah.
— 阿门。— 是啊。 - Amen. -Yeah.
那么你们什么时候...你们什么时候去盐湖城？ So when were you... When were you all in Salt Lake?
呃，15年前。 Erm, 15 years ago.
- 给予或接受。 - 出差还是休闲？ - Give or take. - Business or pleasure?
啥？发生什么事了？ What? What's going on?
我……我那年正好参加比赛，所以…… I... I just happened to be in a competition that year, so...
发生了，只是…… Happened, just...
- 不要。- 竞争？ - Don't. - Competition?
什么样的比赛？ What sort of a competition?
是的，呃…… It was, erm...
我曾经……我曾经玩花样滑冰。 I used to... I used to figure-skate.
呃...ISU 世界锦标赛。 Erm... ISU World Championships.
她真是令人难以置信。 She was unbe-fucking-lievable.
我不敢相信你还没有告诉这些家伙这件事。 I can't believe you haven't told these guys this.
—停下来。—是的，是的。 -Stop. -It was, it was.
- 去看看吧。 - 不。 - Check it out. - No.
-看看吧。-你得看看这个， -Check it out. - You have to see this,
- 雷金纳德，这... - 我无话可说。 - Reginald, it's... - I'm speechless.
-...绝对了不起。-她来了。 - ...absolutely remarkable. -Here she goes.
她走了。她走了。 Here she goes. Here she goes.
哦！ Oh!
- 这是你吗？ -是的，看这个。 - This is you? -Yeah, watch this.
哦！ Oh!
噢，我的天啊。 Oh, my goodness me.
停。停，停。求你了。我说不。 Stop. Stop, stop. Please. I said no.
我说不。 I said no.
- 你应该感到自豪。 - 是啊，真是太棒了。 - You should be proud. - Yeah, bloody marvelous.
谢谢，妈妈。 Thanks, mom.
是的。 Yeah.
葡萄酒。有人要葡萄酒吗？ Wine. Anyone for any wine?
你知道这甚至不只是你一个人吗？ You know it isn't even just you?
就像，老实说，没有人知道这件事。 Like, honest to God, no one knows about it.
谢谢。 Thank you.
是爸爸让我开始滑冰的。 It was Dad who got me into skating.
我认为他实际上真的想要一个热爱运动的孩子并且...... I think he actually really wanted a sporty child and...
我想我是他最后的机会了。 And I suppose I was his last chance.
我想... And I guess...
他推动我是对的 He was right to push me
因为事实证明我太喜欢它了 because it turned out I fucking loved it
而且我真的很擅长。 and I was really good at it.
一开始，他会开车送我去斯温顿 And in the beginning, he would drive me to Swindon
几乎每个周末。 virtually every weekend.
唔。 Hmm.
然后当他生病的时候，当他生病的时候，我...... And then when he was ill, when he was sick, I...
我想帮忙并且...... I wanted to help out and...
我休息了一段时间。 I took some time off from it.
进而... And then...
在那之后， After that,
没有他在身边滑冰根本毫无乐趣。 skating without him around was just joyless.
所以你就停下来了？ So you just stopped?
我想这确实让我想起了他。 I think it just really reminded me of him.
你還沒有事嗎？ You okay?
- 什么？ - 我觉得我要吐了。 - What? - I think I'm gonna be sick.
好的。 Okay.
哇哦，哇哦。好的。 Whoa, whoa. Okay.
我持谨慎乐观的态度 I'm cautiously optimistic
我们正在处理感染。 we're dealing with an infection.
但是，听着，一旦液体流出来， But, listen, once the fluid is out,
我们要进行一些测试， we're gonna run some tests,
如果我们发现任何东西，你会第一个知道。 and if we find anything, you'll be the first to know.
- 好的。- 与此同时， - Okay. - In the meantime,
我想给你开点抗生素， I'd like to get you started with some antibiotics,
只是为了减轻疼痛。 just to help with the pain.
- 还好吗？- 嗯哼。 - All right? -Mmm-hmm.
- 好嗎？- 嗯嗯。 - Okay? -Mmm-hmm.
- 谢谢。 - 很高兴。 - Thank you. - Pleasure.
托比亚斯，我接到了医院打来的电话。 Tobias, I had a call from the hospital.
他们打电话问我是否可以进去，于是我就进去了。 They called to see if I could come in, and so I did.
请讲。 Speaking.
他们说这不是感染。 They said it wasn't an infection.
它是什么？ What is it?
我已做笔记。 I've made notes.
呃， Erm,
他们推荐 they are recommending
部分或全部子宫切除术。 either a partial or a full-blown hysterectomy.
顺便说一句，你的笔记记录非常详尽。 Your note-taking is incredibly thorough, by the way.
每一朵云... Every cloud...
好的，那么让我检查一下，我…… All right, so let me just check, I...
- 嗯哼 - 选项一是…… - Mmm-hmm. - Option One would be...
如果我们想自然受孕…… If we ever want to conceive naturally...
冷冻胚胎。 Freeze embryos.
嗯。 Mmm.
— 接着... — 手术。 - Followed by... - Surgery.
因此，只切除一个卵巢，而不是两个。 So removing one ovary, not both.
- 接着是... - 化疗。妈的。 - Followed by... - Chemo. Shit.
大量的化疗。 Shit ton of chemo.
— 接着... — 做爱。 - Followed by... - Shagging.
或者，好吧，随便吧。试管受精。 Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF.
哦，我...我投票支持性交，但是好吧。 Oh, I... I vote shagging, but okay.
或者，选项二。 Alternatively, Option Two.
侵入性更强，但复发风险更低。 Way more invasive but way lower risk of relapse.
卵巢和子宫，它们夺走了它。 Ovaries and uterus, they take it.
他们全部拿走了。 They take it all.
好的。 Okay.
- 我认为... - 听着...哦，对不起。 - I think... - Listen... Oh, sorry.
- 不，你想要... - 不，不，你。 - No. Do you want... - No. No, you.
好的。 Okay.
我猜…… I guess...
我想，除非你认为我... I think, unless you think I'm...
疯了，我想我倾向于 Insane, I think I am inclined
说我会…… to say that I would...
我希望至少保留我的一个... I would like to hang on to at least one of my...
他妈的被癌症缠身的卵巢。 Fucking addled cancer-ridden ovaries.
因为，嗯... Because, well...
只是因为我从来没在一般意义上 Just because I never, in a general sense,
看到自己有了孩子， saw myself having kids,
并不意味着没有世界 doesn't mean that there isn't a world
在那里我看不到自己， where I couldn't see myself, in time,
决定让它们和你在一起。 deciding to have them with you.
我的病情正在缓解。 I'm in remission.
我们应该做点什么来庆祝一下。 We should do something to celebrate.
加油！加油！ Come on! Come on!
- ...王座或类似的东西。-什么？ - ...the throne or something. - What?
不。 No.
你活该。 That serves you right.
- 一切都很棒！ - 一切都很好。 - Everything's great! - Everything's fine.
等一下，等一下，等一下，等一下！ Wait, wait, wait, wait!
对不起，对不起，对不起，对不起。 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
吸入。 Breathe in.
呼。 Breathe out.
哦。 Ooh.
吸入。 Breathe in.
一秒钟。 One second.
哦，操我吧。 Oh, fuck me.
感觉轻松而平静。 Feeling relaxed and calm.
阿尔穆特？ Almut?
艾尔？阿尔穆特？ Al? Almut?
来吧，来吧，来吧，来吧。 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
哦。 Oh.
我要去喝点东西。 I'm gonna get a drink.
那是...是的，包括燃料在内共计 20 英镑。 That is... Yes, £20 with the fuel.
谢谢。干杯。 Thank you. Cheers.
谢谢。 Thank you.
你太无耻了。 Hiya.
妈的。 Oh, shit.
- 抱歉。谢谢。- 你好。 - Sorry. Thank you. - Hiya.
—嗨，你好吗？ —是的，很好，谢谢你。 -Hi, how are you? - Yeah, good, thank you.
- 好了。有燃料吗？ - 呃，没有。 - There you go. Any fuel? - Er, no.
对不起。 Sorry.
艾尔？ Al?
艾尔？艾尔？ Al? Al?
抱歉。稍等一下，抱歉。 Sorry. One second, sorry.
艾尔？ Al?
-嗯嗯？-嗨。一切都还好吗？ -Mmm-hmm? - Hi. Everything okay?
嗯，有点儿像。 Hmm. Kind of.
-什么？-呃…… - What? -Erm...
嗯，你瞧，我以为...我以为我需要大便。 Well, you see, I thought... I thought I needed a poo.
- 是的 - 而且，呃 - Yeah. - And, er,
- 既然我在这里... - 是吗？ - now that I'm in here... - Yeah?
...我想我可能需要用力。 ...I think I might need to push.
不，不，不。不不。 No. No, no. No, no.
不！好嗎？ No! Okay?
抱歉，您无法推。 Sorry, but you can't push.
如果你让我进去，我可以……我可以帮忙。 If you let me in, I can... I can help.
我们现在有饼干了，艾尔。我们有饼干了，好吗？ We have biscuits now, Al. We have biscuits, okay?
-好的。-好的，来吧。让我进去。 -Okay. - Okay, come on. Let me in.
噢不，我不能。 Oh, no, I can't.
啥？只要解开... 锁然后打开它。 What? Just un... Unlock it and open it.
我不能。这根本就没发生。这根本就没用。 I can't. It's not happening. It's not... It's not working.
等待。 Wait.
抱歉。抱歉。天啊…… Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm...
我的搭档被困在，呃...... My partner is stuck in the, erm...
你有... 吗？有... 的钥匙吗？ Do you have the... For the... The key for the...
- 是啊 - 非常抱歉，呃…… - Yeah. - So sorry, er...
- 谢谢。 - 嘿，简，我只是…… - Thank you. - Hey, Jane, I'll just...
好的，艾尔，我们有钥匙。我们有钥匙，别担心。 Okay, Al, we have the key. We have the key, don't worry.
没关系。我很抱歉。 It's okay. Sorry about this.
- 不，不，没关系。 - 非常感谢。 - No, no, it's fine. - Thank you very much.
好的。 Okay.
好的，只是...别太用力，艾尔。 Okay, just... Just don't push, Al.
无论你做什么，都不要... Whatever you do, just don't pu...
呃，只是...断了。 Erm, it's just... Got broken off.
呃…… Erm...
- 那么，艾尔？- 嗯？ - So, Al? -Yeah?
我需要你往后退，可以吗？ I'm gonna need you to stand back, okay?
-什么？-站着...往后站着 -What? - Standing... Standing back
- 远离门。- 等等，等等，等等。为什么？ - away from the door. - Wait, wait, wait. Why?
一路回来。一路回来。好吗？ All the way back. Right the way back. All right?
—为什么？—我非常非常抱歉。 -Why? - I'm so, so sorry.
我想她可能快要分娩了。 I think she might be about to give birth.
- 是啊，呃... - 也许吧... - Yeah, erm... - Maybe...
我会……我会……我要去找简，因为她会知道…… I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get Jane, 'cause she'll know...
好的，去找 Jane。Jane？Jane？ Okay, get Jane. Jane? Jane?
简，一位孕妇被困在卡齐河里。 Jane, pregnant lady stuck in the khazi.
- 请忍耐一下。 - 好吧。 - Just bear with me. - Fine.
钥匙断在了... The key snapped in the...
— 多少周？ — 四十周。 - How many weeks? - Forty.
呵呵。祝贺你。 Huh. Mazel tov.
好的。 Okay.
继续往后退，艾尔。 Keep standing back, Al.
- 我可以试试吗？ - 好的，好的。 - Shall I have a go? - Yeah, yeah.
不，不是的。不。 No, it's not. Nah.
好的。好的，艾尔，还站着吗？ Okay. Okay, Al, still standing back?
好的？ Okay?
- 嗨。- 我不能，很抱歉。 - Hi. - I can't. I'm sorry.
什...什意思，你不能？ What... What do you mean, you can't?
动一下。我不能动。对不起。 Move. I can't. I'm sorry.
我能感觉到。 I can feel it.
—不。—嗯。 - No. - Mmm.
- 不，我知道，但是我们不能。 - 嗯。 - No, I know, but we can't. - Mmm.
我们必须...我们不必...不...不在这里。 We have to... We don't... Not... Not here.
- 我们...我们不...这不是... - 嗯，听我说。 - We... We don't... It's not... - Mmm, listen to me.
- 这不安全。 - 它刚刚出现。是的。 - It's not safe. - It's just coming. It is.
是的。它来了。我能感觉到。我能感觉到。 It is. It's coming. I can feel it. I can feel it.
对不起，对不起。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起，但是我...这...这是... I'm sorry but I... It's... This is...
就是它。就是它。就是它。 It's it. It's it. It's it.
是的，好像我们有 Yeah, it seems like we have
几乎我们需要的一切。 almost everything we need.
除了助产士。 Except for a midwife.
- 除了助产士。 - 是的 - Except for a midwife. - Yeah.
哦。啊。啊。 Ooh. Ah. Ah.
我听到的是推挤的声音吗？ Is that a push I hear there?
是的，我认为这可能...这可能是一种推动。 Yeah, I think this might... This might be a push.
- 你想推吗？ - 是的。 - Do you wanna push? - Yeah.
- 是的，她想推。 - 是的 - Yes, she wants to push. - Yeah.
小心你的头。小心你的头。小心你的头。 Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head.
明白了，是的。她……她……她可以推。 Understood, yeah. She... She... She can push.
艾尔，艾尔，我得再检查一下 Al, Al, I'm gonna have to check again
看看我是否可以看到任何身体部位。可以吗？ to see if I can see any body parts. Is that okay?
我根本没有资格说“不”，不是吗？ I'm not exactly in a position to say no, am I?
好的。 Okay.
- 是的，我能看到头。- 等等，什么？ - Yes, I can see the head. -Wait, what?
- 什么？托比亚斯？- 嘘。呃……抱歉。 - What? Tobias? - Shh. Erm... Sorry.
- 等等，不，对不起，不。- 托比亚斯？托比亚斯？ - Wait, no, I'm sorry, no. - Tobias? Tobias?
抱歉，等一下。等一下。等一下。 Sorry, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
好，听我说。你已经明白了。 Okay, listen to me. You've got this.
- 头？- 对不起，对不起。 - A head? -Sorry, sorry.
我要将你的电话转到免提上。 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone.
等一下。你能不能，你能不能，你能不能…… Hold on one second. Can you, can you, can you...
挖深点，宝贝。我明白了。 Dig deep, babe. I got it.
- 谢谢。抱歉，我还在这里。-你好？ - Thank you. Sorry, still here. -Hello?
你能再说一遍最后一点吗？ Can you say that last bit again, please?
每次宫缩时，将手掌放在... With each contraction, place the palm of your hand...
听着，你做得非常出色。 Listen, you're doing brilliantly.
...针对阴道 ...against the vagina
并施加坚定但温和的压力 and apply firm but gentle pressure
- 让婴儿的头保持在... - 让婴儿保持在里面？ - to keep baby's head... - To keep baby inside?
- 不 - 不，基督！ - No. - No, Christ!
- 不，请不要这样做。 - 不。 - No, please do not do that. - No.
你不想保留 You do not want to keep
- 里面有婴儿。 - 对。 - the baby inside. - Right.
你需要施加坚定但温和的压力 You want to apply firm but gentle pressure
防止胎儿头部娩出过快 to keep baby's head from delivering too fast
和撕裂。 and tearing.
抱歉。抱歉。明白，是的。明白。 Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes. Understood.
- 噢，天哪。- 你明白吗？ - Oh, my God. - Do you understand?
是的，是的，现在明白了。抱歉。 Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry.
妈妈现在怎么样了？ How is mom doing now?
妈妈现在怎么样了？ How's mom doing now?
哦。告诉她感觉就像 Oh. Tell her it feels like
我的两腿之间有一个巨大的肿块。 a huge fucking lump between my legs.
她说感觉好像两腿之间有一个肿块。 She says it feels like she's got a lump between her legs.
- 好大一个肿块。 - 对不起。 - A huge fucking lump. - I'm sorry.
她的两腿之间有一个巨大的肿块。 A huge fucking lump between her legs.
是的。 Yeah.
还有其他人和你在一起吗？ Is there anyone else there with you?
是的，我们实际上......很抱歉。 Yeah, we're actually... I'm sorry.
抱歉，我不知道他们的名字。 I'm sorry, I don't know their names.
- 呃，桑贾亚。 -桑贾亚。 - Er, Sanjaya. -Sanjaya.
- 简，嗨。 你好。 - Jane, hi. - Hi.
你们当中谁能帮我一个忙？ Could one of you do me a favour
— 然后去确保…… — - and go and make sure... -
...前门没有锁并且开着吗？ ...the front door is unlocked and open?
是的。这是……这是加油站。 Yeah. It's a... It's a petrol station.
是的，这是加油站。直接走进去就行。 Yeah, it's a petrol station. You just walk straight in.
哦，我能感觉到，我能感觉到。 Ooh, I can feel it, I can feel it.
头来了，来了。 The head, it's coming. It's coming.
好的，我们开始吧。 Okay, here we go.
开始了。 Here we go.
哇哦！ Whoa-ho!
靠在我身上。就是这样。 Lean into me. That's it.
有一张脸！有一张脸！ There's a face! There's a face!
有一张脸！我是说，一个头。 There's a face! I mean, a head.
有头了！太棒了。 There's a head! It's great.
头出来了。 Head's out.
- 噢，天哪！ - 你太棒了。 - Oh, my God! - You're amazing.
是的，她做得很好。她确实做得很好。 Yeah, she's doing great. She is. She's doing great.
你做得很棒。你做得太棒了！ You're doing great. You're doing so fucking great!
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
好的！是的！ All right, yes!
有肩膀了。肩膀出来了。 Got the shoulders. Shoulders are out.
就是这样。 That's it.
是的。就是这样。就是这样。 Yes. That's it. That's it.
啊。哦。她出去了。 Ah. Oh. She's out.
-是的，是的！你做到了！-哦！天啊。她做到了吗？ -Yes, yes! You did it! - Oh! Oh, my God. She is?
太棒了，太棒了。 That's great. That's fantastic.
爸爸，宝宝在哭吗？宝宝在呼吸吗？ Is baby crying, Dad? Is baby breathing?
两个都。 Both.
- 两者都有。 - 我们成功了！ - Both. - We did it!
- 我们做到了！ - 哇！ - We did it! - Wow!
你真不可思议。 You are incredible.
我现在需要你做的是拿一条干净的毛巾 What I need you to do now, is get a clean towel
并轻轻地擦拭并擦干宝宝的身体，好吗爸爸？ and gently wipe and dry baby off, okay, Dad?
- 是的。- 先是鼻子和嘴巴。 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nose and mouth first.
- 还好吗？ - 她太漂亮了。 - All right? -She's gorgeous.
是啊，她真漂亮。 Yeah, okay. She's gorgeous.
- 我能见见她吗？ - 嗯，她来了。 - Can I see her? -Yeah, she's coming.
你能帮我把那条毛巾放在下面吗？ Can you put that towel underneath for me?
我可以见她吗？我必须见她。 Can I see her? I have to see her.
- 她来了。她来了。- 噢，天啊。她来了。 - She's coming. She's coming. - Oh, my God. There she is.
谢谢你，桑贾亚。 Thank you, Sanjaya.
-嗨。-那是你的妈妈。 -Hi. -That's your mommy.
那是你的妈妈。 That's your mommy.
我能听到她的声音。你确实说了“她”，对吧，“她”？ I can hear her. You did say "her", didn't you, "she"?
她。她。 Her. She.
是啊。是啊。是啊。 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
恭喜你们，爸爸妈妈。 Congratulations, Mom and Dad.
现在我需要你确保 Now, I need you to make sure
宝宝用毛巾裹着好吗？ baby is wrapped in a towel, okay?
- 是啊。是啊，是啊。- 爸爸，你能帮我做这件事吗？ - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Can you do that for me, Dad?
啊。 Ah.
不要把绳子拉得太紧， Without pulling the cord too tight,
我要你把宝宝放到妈妈的怀里，可以吗？ I want you to put baby in mom's arms, all right?
艾尔，艾尔，艾尔。 Al, Al, Al.
我需要你确保 And I'm gonna need you to make sure
让妈妈和宝宝保持温暖，好吗？ that mom and baby are kept warm, okay?
- 是的。- 嗨。 - Yeah. -Hi.
- 我抓住你了。- 是啊。 - I've got you. -Yeah.
噢天啊。嗨！ Oh, my God. Hi!
噢，她很漂亮！ Oh, she's beautiful!
谢谢，简。 Thanks, Jane.
嘘。 Shh.
爸爸，我有个好消息要告诉你。 Dad, I've got some good news.
救护车马上就到你了，好吗？ Ambulance should be with you any minute now, all right?
好的。 Okay.
与此同时，宫缩可能又会开始了，好吗…… In the meantime, contractions might start up again, okay...
你想要...是的。 Do you want the... Yeah.
...因为妈妈要把胎盘取出来， ...because mom's got to deliver the placenta,
所以我需要你尽力让她保持冷静 so I'm going to need you to try and keep her nice and calm
- 很温暖。好吗？ - 是的。 - and warm. Okay? - Yeah.
好的，我可以这么做。 Okay, I can do that.
是的。 Yeah.
新年快乐。 Happy New Year.
...新年快乐... ...Happy New Year...
新年快乐。 Happy New Year.
我们不仅无法缩小肿瘤， Not only have we been unable to shrink the tumor,
但事实上疾病似乎已经转移。 but in fact the disease seems to have metastasised.
恐怕这意味着 Which means, I'm afraid,
我们仍无法开展业务。 we're still not in a position to operate.
但仍有很多理由让我们保持乐观。 But there are plenty of reasons to remain positive.
仍有其他治疗选择。 Other treatment options are still available.
第一次失败几乎没有任何影响 Failure first time around has almost no bearing whatsoever
二线治疗成功的可能性。 on the likelihood of second-line success.
没事的。我很好。 It's fine. I'm fine.
我没事。说实话，没事。 I'm okay. It's okay, honestly.
是的。 Yeah.
就算不行也没关系。 It's okay not to be okay.
很多啊。 It's a lot.
你们两个都经历了很多事情。 You've been through a lot, both of you.
天啊。基督。 Gosh. Christ.
对不起。 Sorry.
天啊。你确定吗？ Oh, my God. Are you sure?
这并不完全是高级料理。 Not exactly haute cuisine.
谢谢。 Thank you.
哦。谢谢。 Oh. Thanks.
你去干嘛了？ What did you go for?
特克斯。 Twix.
- 很好。 - 是啊。 - Nice. - Yeah.
- 那你呢？ - 赏金。 - What about you? - Bounty.
在罗马的时候。 When in Rome.
想问一下，呃…… Meant to ask, erm...
我有预感我的 4:00 将会超出。 I have a feeling my 4:00 is gonna overrun.
我不认为 I don't suppose
您还可以接您吗？ there's any chance you might be able to do pick-up?
呃，只要你有时间。 Erm, only if you have the time.
- 当然。- 谢谢。那太好了。 - Definitely. - Thank you. That'd be great.
乐趣。 Pleasure.
好的，15 分钟已经过去了。 Okay, so that is 15 minutes over.
他妈的。 Fuck.
十六。 Sixteen.
操，操。完蛋了。停下。 Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop.
完蛋了。这……我们…… It's fucked. It's... We're...
我们的准备工作还是太慢了。 We're still far too fucking slow on the prep.
整个真空低温烹调的情况 And this whole sous vide situation
- 真是要了我们的命！- 好吧。好吧。放轻松。 - is fucking killing us! - All right. All right. Easy.
我们拿五块钱吧。 Let's take five.
不，我不想休息。 No, I don't wanna take a break.
我不想休息五分钟。我想回到起点。 I don't wanna take five. I wanna go back to the start.
我需要看一下计划。我需要看一下时间安排。 I need to look at the plans. I need to look at the timings.
我需要弄清楚这个烂摊子到底是什么。 I need to figure this shit the fuck out.
受够了这玩意儿！ Sick of this shit!
对不起，对不起。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
嗯，你说得对。我们休息一下吧。 Yeah, you're right. Let's take a break.
我们拿五块钱吧。 Let's take five.
好的，下一步是什么？ Right, what's next?
- 章鱼？- 是的。 - Octopus? -Yep.
你到底在哪儿？ Where the hell were you?
你说你要 You said you were gonna
- 去接你。 - 我在餐厅。 - do pick-up. - I was in the restaurant.
- 噢 天啊 - 不 - Oh, my God. - No.
你不在餐厅，因为我和斯凯谈过了。 You weren't in the restaurant, cos I spoke to Skye.
她也不知道你到底在哪儿。 She didn't know where the hell you were either.
接机一切顺利吗？ Was everything okay with the... With the pick-up?
不，不是特别。 No, not particularly.
耶稣。 Jesus.
我差点就打电话给急诊室了。 I was this close to calling round A&E departments.
对不起。对不起。真的很抱歉。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
呃…… Erm...
我正在为博古斯世界烹饪大赛进行训练。 I'm in training for the Bocuse d'Or.
唔。 Hmm.
- 对不起？ - 不是...不是最后一个。 - Beg your pardon? - Not... Not the final.
仅欧元。 Just the Euros.
我们，呃...我们赢得了英国预赛。 We, erm... We won the UK heat.
多久？ How long?
- 嗯？ - 你来多久了？ - Huh? - How long have you been
优先考虑做饭而不是变得更好？ prioritising fucking cooking instead of getting better?
呃，英国十月份又开始炎热了 Er, the UK heat was back in October
欧洲杯预选赛即将开始。 and the, er, Euro qualifiers are coming up soon.
医院知道吗？他们知道吗，呃…… Do... Do the hospital know? Did they, erm...
你有沒有...拜托你。 Did you... Please.
请告诉我... Please. Please tell me that...
他们，呃，还有你…… That they, erm, and that you...
就算他们知道了又有什么区别呢？ What difference does it make if they know?
噢，长大吧，你会吗，阿尔穆特？ Oh, grow up, will you, Almut?
你得了癌症。 You have cancer.
你得了癌症，艾尔。 You have cancer, Al.
不，你长大了，你这个混蛋。 No, you grow up, you fucking dick.
这可能造成的差异是…… The difference this could make is...
它非常广阔。 It's vast.
为什么？你为什么要冒这个险？ Why? Why are you taking the risk?
- 这难道不明显吗？ - 不，事实上并非如此。 - Isn't it obvious? - No, actually, it's not.
- 对我来说不是。- 我... 我不完全是 - Not to me. - I'm... I'm not exactly
我还会再有机会吗？ gonna get the chance again, am I?
这是什么意思？实际上…… What is that supposed to mean? In what reality...
这意味着我不太感兴趣 It means I'm not particularly interested
死去，一切都完了。 in dying with fuck all to show for it.
哦好的。 Oh, okay.
所以我们... 我们还不够吗？ So we're not... We're not enough for you?
难道是... 就是这样的吗？ Is that... Is that what it is?
屡获殊荣的厨师 Award-winning chef
前花样滑冰疯子…… cum-former figure-skating nutcase...
不，现在你只是在故意刁难。 No, now you're just being mean.
不，不，不。不，我不是这样的人。 No, no, no. No, I'm not.
我……说实话……我试图理解 I'm... I'm honestly... I'm trying to understand
是什么促使一个原本完全理智的人…… what it is that motivates an otherwise perfectly sane...
你当然会考虑到我的想法，你这个混蛋！ Of course you factor into my thinking, you fuck!
好的，那么，我不明白。 Okay, so, then, I don't understand.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
但，我真的……老实说，我不知道。 But, I really... Honest to God, I don't.
也许...我是说，耶稣！ Maybe... I mean, Jesus!
我的意思是，你有没有想过 I mean, did it ever occur to you
也许我不想只是成为某人死去的妈妈？ that maybe I don't wanna just be someone's dead fucking mom?
我的意思是，现在没有什么比这更让我害怕的了 I mean, at this point nothing terrifies me more
而不是想到拥有她 than the thought of having her
没有任何事物可以让我记住我。 having nothing whatsoever to remember me by.
就像是……我的这一部分 And it's like there's this... This bit of me
这真是太让她绝望了 that is fucking desperate for her to know
我没有就此放弃。 that I didn't just give up.
这难道不是很好吗 And wouldn't it be quite the thing
如果有一天她决定回顾这段时光， if maybe one day she decided to look back on this time,
她竟然选择回头 she actually chose to look back
关于这整个荒唐的事件和想法， on this entire godforsaken episode and thought,
“哇，那是我妈妈”？ "Wow, that's my mom"?
我不... I don't...
我不想和艾拉的关系 I don't want my relationship with Ella
完全由我的衰落来定义。 to be solely defined by my decline.
或者也许我真的无法忍受 Or maybe I actually just can't bear
被遗忘的想法。 the thought of being forgotten.
我不知道哪一个更糟糕。 I'm not sure which is worse.
希望我们记住你的成就 Wanting us to remember your achievements
是一回事。 is one thing.
希望我们以某种方式记住你的成就 Wanting us to somehow remember your achievements
我们对此一无所知…… that we have absolutely no fucking knowledge of...
好吧，我明白了，我搞砸了。我搞砸了。请停下来。 Okay, I get it, I fucked up. I fucked up. Please stop.
拜托。请不要再继续说下去了。 Please. Please stop going on about it.
什么时候？ When is it?
那玩意儿？ The thing?
欧洲资格赛，什么……不管怎样？ The European qualifying, what... Whatever?
六月。 June.
六月？ June?
六月，呃…… June the, erm...
这是 6 月 5 日和 6 日。 It's the 5th and 6th of June.
哦，对的。 Oh, right.
我很抱歉，托比亚斯。 I'm so sorry, Tobias.
我是。 I am.
空气动力学吧？ Aerodynamic, innit?
厨师，我觉得我可能要吐了。 Chef, I think I might be about to throw up.
哦，该死。呃，你……你有钱吗…… Oh, shit. Erm, do you... Do you have a buck...
我可以要一个桶吗？ Can I have a bucket?
像杯子，或者...... Like a cup, or...
好的，就这样。 Okay, there you go.
好的。 Okay.
-更好的？ - 是的，酋长。 - Better? - Oui, Chef.
有时候，厨师，内心只想向外释放。 Sometimes, Chef, inside just wants out.
- 好嗎？ - 好嗎。 - Okay? - Yeah.
好的。我们开始吧。 Yeah. Let's do it.
♪ 我感觉很好，是的 ♪ ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪
♪ 感受到一种我从未体验过的感觉 ♪ ♪ Get a feeling that I never Never knew before ♪
♪ 我感觉很好，是的 ♪ ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪
♪ 噢，噢，有时候…… ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪
欢迎英国， Please welcome the United Kingdom,
阿尔穆特·布鲁尔和杰德·卡迪姆。 Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim.
加油，英格兰！我听不见你的声音！ Come on, England! I can't hear you!
令人印象深刻的开始 Impressive start
配有餐盘展示。 with a plate presentation.
欢迎挪威。 Please welcome Norway.
维戈·汉森和索伦·汉森。 Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen.
加油，英国人！ Come on, you Brits!
预备，出发。 Ready, go.
开始了。 Here we go.
英国。 United Kingdom.
开始！ Start!
那是你的妈妈。 That's your mom.
英国队！英国队！加油，英国队！ Team UK! Team UK! Go on, Team UK!
加油，GB！ Come on, GB!
好，我们把他们赶出去吧。 Okay, let's get them out.
是啊是啊，来了。 Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming.
开始了。 Here we go.
—谢谢。—干得好。 -Thank you. - Well done.
好的。 Good.
走吧，妈妈！走吧，阿尔穆特！ Let's go, mom! Let's go, Almut!
哇哦。 Whoa.
去！去！去... Go, go, go...
英国队， Team United Kingdom,
三十秒后结束。 thirty seconds to finish.
我们走吧，阿尔穆特！ Let's go, Almut!
继续加油！伙计们，坚持到最后！ Keep going! Down to the wire, guys!
再等几秒钟。来吧！ Couple more seconds. Come on!
十、九、八…… Ten, nine, eight...
七，六，五，四， Seven, six, five, four,
三，二，一。 three, two, one.
好的！好的！ Yes! All right!
-还好吗？ -是的。 -All right? - Yeah.
- 是啊。是啊。- 是啊。 - Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah.
一二三。 One, two, three.
-英国！ - 做得好，做得好。 -United Kingdom! - Well done, well done.
她做到了。她做到了。 She did it. She did it.
我做到了。 I did it.
惊人的。 Amazing.
我爱你。 I love you.
厨师？ Chef?
我很快就会见到你，厨师。 I'll see you soon, Chef.
哦。嗨。 Oh. Hi.
快点。 Come on.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
准备好了吗？我们出发了。 Ready? And we're off.
轉身。 Turning.
很好。 It's good.
哦。 Ooh.
哦！ Ooh!
- 好的。看着妈妈。- 好的 - Okay. Watch mommy. - Okay.
她走了。 There she goes.
再见，妈妈！ Bye, mommy!
再见！ Bye!
哇！ Mwah!
好的。 Okay.
我们把它们放在桌子上，好吗？ Let's put them on the table, yeah?
是的，是的，是的。 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
因为现在是吃鸡蛋的时间。 Cos it's egg time.
嗨，贝琳达。嗨，巴里。 Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry.
看上去怎么样？ How's that look?
- 好吗？ - 好，好。 - Good? - Yeah. Yeah.
- 在篮子里。 - 是的 - In the basket. - Yep.
请放进篮子里。 In the basket, please.
请帮我检查一下那个，鸡蛋检查员。 Check that one for me, please, egg-checker.
亲爱的，你想要几个鸡蛋？ How many eggs do you want, darling?
五。 Five.
你想吃多少都可以。五个就好。 You can have as many as you want. Five is good.
-是的。-是的。 -Yep. - Yep.
- 哦，是的，检查一下。- 是的。是的。 - Oh, yeah, check that. -Yep. Yep.
一、二，跳。跳得真棒！ One, two, jump. What a jump!
好的，你还记得吗 Okay, do you remember
打鸡蛋的最佳方法是什么？ the best way to crack an egg?
总是在平坦的表面上，是吗？ Always on a flat surface, yeah?
-是的 -然后就在那里 -Yeah. - And then in there.
那就放在那里。 That goes in there.
你想试试吗？ You want to try?
你明白了。你明白了。 You got it. You got it.
把那里打开一点。 Open that a bit there.
啊，是的，你做到了。 Ah, yeah, you did it.
停止。 Stop.
完美的。 Perfect.
没有贝壳。 No shells.
没有贝壳吗？ There's no shells?
- 好的，那么接下来... - 嗯？ - Okay, so next... - Yeah?
再见。 Bye-bye.
再见。 Bye.
再见。 Bye-bye.
♪ 我的防御力下降了 ♪ ♪ My defense is down ♪
♪ 我想要你围绕着我 ♪ ♪ I want you to surround me ♪
♪ 每次我出去 ♪ ♪ Anytime I go out ♪
♪ 你仍是我听到的唯一声音 ♪ ♪ You're still the only sound that I hear ♪
♪ 你带我到达更高的地方 ♪ ♪ You've taken me to higher ground ♪
♪ 我永远不会下来 ♪ ♪ I'm never coming down ♪
♪ 即使身处人群之中 ♪ ♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪
♪ 仿佛周围没有其他人 ♪ ♪ It's like there's no one else around ♪
♪ 我 ♪ ♪ And I ♪
♪ 希望今晚我的心情如此 ♪ ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪
♪ 是我的方式 ♪ ♪ Is the way I ♪
♪ 感受 ♪ ♪ Feel ♪
♪ 一生一世 ♪ ♪ For life ♪
♪ 是我的方式 ♪ ♪ Is the way I ♪
♪ 感受 ♪ ♪ Feel ♪
♪ 一生一世 ♪ ♪ For life ♪
♪ 我知道这很难 ♪ ♪ I know it gets hard ♪
♪ 我们都知道我们还在学习 ♪ ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪
♪ 仍在学习 ♪ ♪ Still learning ♪
♪ 让你的烦恼消失 ♪ ♪ Let your troubles out ♪
♪ 他们永远不会成为负担 ♪ ♪ They will never be a burden ♪
♪ 你信任我 ♪ ♪ You put your trust in me ♪
♪ 我会让你知道我值得 ♪ ♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪
♪ 我所需要的一切 ♪ ♪ All I ever need ♪
♪ 就在你的表面之下 ♪ ♪ Is right under your surface ♪
♪ 我 ♪ ♪ And I ♪
♪ 希望今晚我的心情如此 ♪ ♪ Hope the way I feel tonight ♪
♪ 是我的方式 ♪ ♪ Is the way I ♪
♪ 感受 ♪ ♪ Feel ♪
♪ 一生一世 ♪ ♪ For life ♪
♪ 是我的方式 ♪ ♪ Is the way I ♪
♪ 感受 ♪ ♪ Feel ♪
♪ 一生一世 ♪ ♪ For life ♪
♪ 听我说 ♪ ♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ 噢，我 ♪ ♪ Oh, me ♪
♪ 有些事我还没告诉你 ♪ ♪ There's something I've not told you ♪
♪ 我是你的队友 ♪ ♪ I'm on your team ♪
♪ 你的团队 ♪ ♪ Your team ♪
♪ 但我不能总是指导你 ♪ ♪ But I can't always coach you ♪
♪ 没有中间地带 ♪ ♪ There's no in-between ♪
♪ 之间 ♪ ♪ Between ♪
♪ 我只想要真相 ♪ ♪ I want the truth only ♪
♪ 你能全心全意地爱我吗 ♪ ♪ Could you love me wholly ♪
♪ 我知道这很难 ♪ ♪ I know it gets hard ♪
♪ 我们都知道我们还在学习 ♪ ♪ We both know we're still learning ♪